Boston
I planned to run the same speed my entire life. And then qualify for Boston in my 60s. But what I lack in patience, speed, running ability, free time and athleticism, I make up for with foolishness. So April 15, 2013, I plan to run Boston. I put it on the internet, so now it’s a thing. And the medal is pretty rad. 
Slow, wheezy runner seeks training parter.
I need a reason to run in 100+ heat. Who will pick a race and make me train for it?
Anyone?
Bueller?
La Jolla Half Marathon
I set a new PR. And no one was more surprised than me.
In related news, it’s nice to still learn things about yourself.
Music ?
If anyone’s still out there, recommend some new high energy running music.
Pretty please.
This is what facebook is for, huh? Still not interested.
2010: A Year in Review.
I failed. Let’s break it down.
1. Run 12 races in 12 months. Nope. 11.
2. Break 2:00. Nope. Closest was 2:07. And that was dumb luck. I did exactly nothing to try to run faster.
3. Run Las Vegas faster this year than last. Nope. Sick as a dog. Barely crossed the finish line.
So, there’s that. But it’s hardly the whole story. Maybe that’s what I’ll blog in 2011.
2:24 with a cold, bitches!
Hoover Dam Half 2:19
Sharp cliff. Narrow unpaved path. High winds. Fear of heights. Ack!
Bonus Bling.
I’m a sucker for hardware.
Long Beach 2:17:51
Run Vegas
Come run Vegas you losers. Everyone is doing it.
Dec 5.
We follow it up with pancakes the size of hubcaps. You will not regret.
The famous “black mailbox” at Area 51. And the starting line for the ET Midnight Marathon.
San Francisco - 2:10:58
Dear San Francisco, you’re kind of a hilly bitch.
Running mix assistance, if you please.
Need new, fast tunes. Please advise.
DNF
Running with the Devil 2010.
107 degrees.
Did not finish.
Did, however, live.
